That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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