It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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