What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I need a beard to bite.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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