So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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