I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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