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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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