I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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