someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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