butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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