Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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