I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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