We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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