I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I could fuck to npr.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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