i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize