I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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