just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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