Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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