Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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