Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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