brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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