Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I will be naked everywhere
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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