idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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