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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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