Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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