I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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