...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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