hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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