summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
