I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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