We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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