Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There's always time for handjobs
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
