Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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