So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
