Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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