PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I could make wine with my vomit
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
