Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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