Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize