I think i sorta joined a cult last night
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
