when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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