Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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