we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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