just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
