Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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