I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Party on wayne
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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