How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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