STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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