ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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