If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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