Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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