i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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