In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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