I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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