My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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