I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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