So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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