Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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