I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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